Hello I am egg, despite me being in the 2dfd sphere for over 3 years I have never once uploaded a pinned tweet... I figured I should finally do that

1. I am a cismale. I have had certain people believe me to be trans, due to "egg" being a term in their lexicon. This is not true

I have been known by this username for many years, long before I was even aware of the term. It derives from a Barack Obama speech, I couldn't tell you the context, but he said "large egg" in his hehe funny Obama meme voice and it really stuck with me

2. I have sent close to $30,000 since joining findom. It may be a thousand away or even a thousand past that margin. Suffice to say I've gone deep into the kink.

3. That being said, I have been doing my absolute best to cut back on the moneywasting as much as I possibly can. Most of the money I've lost stems from the first year and a half I was involved. The other year and a half I've been on damage control. Obviously I've relapsed and have sent a couple hundred here and there, but by and large, especially the last year I have done quite well.

4. So this is a warning to any and all people that DM me and attempt to crack my proverbial shell... your results will vary, depending on when you contact me. I can go more than a month without spending a dime, but all of a sudden I get a sudden craving to make a silly mistake. Typically, if you catch me while I am fapping, your chances of getting money from me increase. But you need to work fast, because even when I am horny, I can still hear the voices in my head telling me to hurry up and orgasm before I lose to my urges. So I will often times go out of my way and ejaculate as quickly as I can, in order to minimize any damage.

5. I could be considered a known timewaster within the community. Depending on who you ask, the term "polarizing" could be labeled upon me. This was not always the case, mind you. And I don't always mean to timewaste intentionally. Whenever I happen upon new accounts, my first instinct (without checking the country they reside in because I'm horny and dumb) is to ask if they have a cashapp account (my favorite payment method.) I do this just to weigh my options in case I ever want to send to this particular account.

But recently, even if I ask for your payment methods, that does not mean I will send to you right then, if at all. Truthfully, in the time it takes you to respond, I've already absolved myself of any and all horniness. I may never send to you at all.

You might see me tweet something like "Request cash from me whenever" and my cashtag is always in my bio. Those tweets are only made when I'm really horny, and by the time anyway requests me, all I feel like doing is denying them.

I DM dommes and often times lead them on, saying "I get paid this Friday" or "I can't send right now"... if I do this to you it mainly means I'm not likely to send to you ever.

6. I will fully admit that, at this point in time, I treat findom as a sort of game. I DM dommes just for that small bit of attention, and also to gauge if they're actually my type. My "type" has changed frequently over the last 3 years. I can learn a lot from the opening DMs, and if I stop responding or don't follow up with you, that just means I'm not interested.

I also treat my money as a pawn in this game. I will not interact with someone for months and months, and then throw them a specific amount of cash out of the blue, simply to see how they will react. It could range from $5 to $100, and depending on how you react will decide how long I'll wait before I test you again.

I realize this is weird as fuck, but I do it for a few reasons: I crave instant gratification, I crave a reaction, and at the true heart of the issue... I find findom as a concept a lot more boring than I used to.

It's so painfully boring to me, but it's also been ingrained in my psyche for the last 3 years, so I can't seem to fully part with the ritual. So I try to spice things up by doing out of pocket shit. So yes, if I DM you there's a good chance I'm only going to be screwing with you, whether it be intentional or not. Do with that what you will.

In most occasions where I do send, I'll do it before I even reach out to the individual. If I send before initiating contact, that means you are one of the rare accounts that I genuinely really enjoy and want to support. How much I am actually willing to support, though? That could change at any point. I am bipolar as all fuck when it comes to this kink.

7. I used to be extremely loyal, and my first domme I sent $11,000 to before I thought I could retire. Obviously I was wrong... and for some reason when I returned, I had the urge to solely be a ravenous manwhore and send to as many people as possible. Dommes, scammers, catfish, even blatant finsubs, I was sticking my hand into every cookie jar I could, just to try and feel something.

And yes, all of that damaged my reputation even further. Certain 2dfds can't stand me and will never unblock me because of stunts like this. While thankfully I do have a good rapport with certain other 2dfds. I appreciate the ones that understand that findom is like doing mental gymnastics, and it can really fuck with people's minds.

So I will never again consider myself to be "owned" by anyone. I send to who I want, when I want, which is absolutely perfect for someone like me that does this just for shits and giggles at the very least.

8. Basically, you never know what to expect with me. DM me at your own risk. I may not respond and even if I do, that could only lead to more frustration on your part. And be careful accepting DMs from me, because it could just be part of a fleeting emotion from myself and not lead to anything at all. It would not be a stretch at all to consider me a timewaster.

9. I am NOT, I repeat, NOT a social gooner. This means I have absolutely ZERO interest in joining your Discord server to discuss findom with you or any of your other simps. I was an admin for my first domme's server, and it was a major pain in the ass.

Not even for drama reasons, as it was incredibly chill. But I did not got into this kink to make friends, or even acquaintances. Was I starved for attention? Perhaps. But I don't really care about what you're gooning to, or who you just sent to. I do have a few exceptions to this, of course, but I'm not interested in getting to know anyone else through this stupid ass fetish. And that goes for the domme or the sub spectrum. I'm only here to fuck around and wait for those inevitable lapses in judgment. I'm sure a lot of you are nice people, but I don't care. That ship has sailed for me.

So with that boring shit out of the way, if you've read all of this concerning shit and STILL want to try and get money out of me, here are my kinks and limits to make it easier for you:

Kinks: -Hayase Yuuka (my favorite gacha girl of all time) -Feet (bare/socked/shoes, I love it all! Bare is my fav though) -Armpits (no hair please ew) -Stomach -Thick Ass/Thick Thighs -Giantess -Fishnets -Gacha girls in general are amazing -Lolis (fuck anyone that disagrees) -Characters with an overall bratty/lazy/neet aura -NTR/Cuck -AI art is based as long as it looks good -Censors (blurry/pixilation/words over body parts)

Dislikes:

-Nudity is a turn off (but as stated above, censoring the nudity is cool with me) -Nipple piercings (just hurts to look at) -Vore (yes I like giantess stuff, but not for the vore aspects... if I see art with the inside of someone's esophagus I am turning away) -BNWO/Blacked (genuinely the most oversaturated, cringe ass kink on this website... I do follow some of these accounts, but let me set the record straight: It's only because I love NTR, regardless of the races displayed. If you have "BNWO Queen Insert Name Here" as your username, or a girl with a Spade anywhere on her body as your PFP, and you DM me? Not only will you be ignored, you might even be flat-out blocked. I enjoy the cuckolding aspect, but once you start including statistics and shit, whether they're made up or not, I'm fucking out) -Piss -Scat -Gore (fuck you if you partake in any of these three)

Could go either way:

-A lazy approach (it really depends on my mood at the moment... sometimes I think it's hot as fuck to just have a Throne link shoved in my face, but other times I'd like the predator to at least TRY a little bit. Typically speaking though, a lazy approach is a lot better than just saying "Hi"... if you can't even say more than one word to me, I'm going to assume you're a bot and go on with my day

Yeah so that's about it. If I pissed anyone off with this, good. Block me or whatever. That's one less person I'll have to worry about wasting my time on or doing something retarded with. Bye bye!